I curse you the day you were born

To the assh*le who left intentional deep scratches on my car today:

If you drive: I curse your car get covered with bird poo every time you park in an open car park; hit the sides at every turn in a multi-storey car park; and get fine each time you use the expressways.

If you don't drive: I curse you fall down and sprain your foot every time you try to board a bus; roll down the escalator when you take the trains; and get scratched by a dozen of cats when you walk on the streets.

Do it again and you'll be cursed to spend the rest of your life alone, bald, pimply and obese!